http://hardlywood.com/forbiddenfilm Movies that should never have been made Fri, 30 May 2008 09:03:02 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Tagline: Love in the time of tax Cast: Scarlett Johansson, Hugh Jackman, Stephen Fry Synopsis: Stephen Fry is the British Prime Minister who has to find a way to introduce an unpopular new Family Tax. He hires Scarlett as a PR advisor and she has to liaise with Hugh ... http://hardlywood.com/forbiddenfilm/index.php/archives/14 Starring: Kate Hudson, Ryan Reynolds Synopsis: True love at first light is the heart wrenching tale of an aging, but beautiful, vampire (Esephine) that falls in love with a young, equally attractive, human male (Roger). Roger is a intern at a down-town hospital and the movie follows their relationship ... http://hardlywood.com/forbiddenfilm/index.php/archives/13 Tagline: We find Britain's Best Bobby! Starring: Liam Neeson, Hugh Laurie, Ewan MacGregor, Victoria Beckham Synopsis: Documentary / Reality TV. Follows the adventures of Tosh (MacGregor) and Sophie (Beckham) as they attempt to become the best new officers at the British police academy. Their instructors are the benevolent Sargeant Robertson ... http://hardlywood.com/forbiddenfilm/index.php/archives/12 Tagline: You might not remember them, but they remember you! Genre: Zombie-Flick Starring: A whole bunch of actors and actresses that you used to watch Target Audience: Probably a cult somewhere Synopsis: In an attempt to circumvent the hostility to Hollywood re-makes a crazed director (Benicio del toro) uses the ... http://hardlywood.com/forbiddenfilm/index.php/archives/10 Tagline: If the boredom doesn't get you something else will! Cast: Danny DeVito, Robbie Coltrane, John Goodman Genre: Comedic Horror or a Horrible Comedy Synopsis: Coltrane is a salesman at an expo for the post-futuristic home. He sells robots, and other innovative ways to remove the necessity of your life. De Vito is ... http://hardlywood.com/forbiddenfilm/index.php/archives/9 Genre: Romantic Comedy Starring: Jenna Elfman, Steve Bushemi Target Audience: Chicks and Doods hoping to score Synopsis: Steve Buscemi is a scientist who has learnt how to 'read minds" with a recording device worn by people. It shows what they're seeing and records their thoughts as audio. The technology soon gets used for ... http://hardlywood.com/forbiddenfilm/index.php/archives/8 Tagline: A bouquet for all occasions Cast: Bruce Willis, Hugh Grant, Keira Knightly & Drew Barrymore Synopsis: Bruce Willis is a wise Flower arranger who runs a shop near the busy law firm that Hugh Grant works with. Hugh is engaged to Kiera Knightly but meets and falls for Drew Barrymore. He ... http://hardlywood.com/forbiddenfilm/index.php/archives/3