[Barny Cusp] I’m really starting to get annoyed with my spam inbox.

[Johnny Cusp] Well, it’s spam. That’s what it’s there to do.

[Barny Cusp] But the way it’s designed to make me feel bad about myself is only part of the problem. The main issue I’m having is the fact that they can’t decide what’s the most wrong about me. When I am not being told my libido is lacking, I am being told my man meat does not meet women’s expectations… or anyone’s for that matter.

I just wish they’d hone in on one thing to target so I can concentrate on feeling neurotic about that.

[Johnny Cusp] Some people are just plain inconsiderate. I did some analysis of your spam inbox and you do receive some spam more often than others. Here I produced this report for you:

• Spam Report (pdf document)

[Barny Cusp] What the hell is this?

[Johnny Cusp] It’s a logic puzzle. Sorry, all the programs I write produce result sets as logic puzzles.

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