An introduction of sorts
[Johnny Cusp] Greetings cruel world!
[Barny Cusp] Yes greet… hold on, why cruel? We’ve not even started yet
[Johnny Cusp] Yeah. But the internet is full of people who will rail on you regardless of what you’re doing. Makes them feel big.
[Barny Cusp] Surely you should give them a chance to prove themselves?
[Johnny Cusp] Nope. As a matter of fact I am taking the fight to them. For every person who visits this site I will write down their IP address, find out where they live and then throw a brick with a comment tied to it through their window. I tell them that their life is lame and somebody has already done what they are doing so they should just give up now because they are talentless hacks.
[Barny Cusp] …
[Johnny Cusp] Normally I would write a virus and install it in the site and infect unsuspecting visitors when they post. That unfortunately would drive users away as it won’t take long for them to work out that our site is giving them a virus. There’s no point starting a website without people seeing it and wishing they were me (and in the case of the ladies, wanting to have sex with me). This way, I still get that satisfaction, they still get to feel big by railing on me (still secretly wishing they were me) and I get my revenge. Which as it takes a few weeks to get all their details and enough people in one geographic area, for efficiency of course, my revenge is served cold.
[Barny Cusp] …
[Barny Cusp] Welcome to On the Cusp! Don’t worry about him. He’s too busy yelling at the internet to actually do any of that brick-throwing.
